To show this plot ends, that it will fade To throw at some random player’s head, big or small Linda, stick to water polo.”īoy, finger math does wonders, doesn’t it? Fred MacMurray was onto something. Finkel went on to the Celtics where he continued his Off-The-Bench-When-The-Team-Needs-A-Body-When-The-Starters-Lose-Interest status, Joe lost his fingers trying to catch one of Hernandez’s line drives, or was it Silent George Hendrick, and what are they gonna do with a bunch of volleyballs? Watch Ozzie do flips over them between innings? And Hernandez won another World Series. Yeah, I know the Cardinals are stingy with their money but look what happened. What did they get in return? Henry “Hank” Finkel, Joe Sharkey, and a bunch of volleyballs. ![]() Man, speaking of Mudlarks in the dumpster, why did the Cardinals EVER trade Hernandez? That was worse than the Carlton-for-Gil trade. And with Trout and Sutcliffe, the Cubs ought to be right there with them. “Yeah, sure, I think the Pirates have a chance at the NL East Title if they can get “Pops” Stargell off the DL. Ooooooooookkkkkkkkk, so before we leave P1, I’m still not satisfied with who these teams are that Mimi is listing, though I THINK they’re the local yokels Rockville will be playing in their quest for another conference title and, perhaps, Linda’s chance at a spot on the U.S. Mimi will be watching, learning to design another play Linda will go back and spike it up Gil’s derriere Mimi’s calculator endows me with state of peace Never thought this fairy tale would cease Might wanna call the Sonitrol man on that one. Just don’t let those volleyball thugs spray paint YOUR volleyball net or badminton net, if the former is still in the garage and is buried somewhere under the riding mower, in your front yard. I’ll never try to spike it down the music minister’s throat after Mimi has reduced volleyball to ashes. Look at her using the Enumeration Method, reducing those volleyball teams to a status equivalent to a group of church members playing pick-up volleyball at the 4th of July picnic at Milford Park. I get the feeling she will know where she stands in the grand scheme of things.īut now we have Mimi rattling off teams I have never heard of and I’m bettin’ the readership never heard of, the reasons almost having to do with Mimi convincing Linda to, what?, go full bore with the softball team? Convince her that being Michael Jordan on Milford Community College could land her as an early round draft pick in the National Volleyball Association? That Australians know more about kangaroos and dingoes than they do about volleyball? That her volleyball career is gonna crash-and-burn on Ayers Rock if she doesn’t find new friends and quit hanging around the volleyball thugs? I’m sure things will start to unfold and the Finger Math lessons that Mimi took at the Symposium for Teachers With LD in Mathematics in the interim are paying off in P1. I’d say a bit overambitious but she’s a teenager learning about life. ![]() I know that Linda was with a traveling volleyball team and that she wanted to go for the gold, literally and figuratively, by hooking up with the big boys rather than accept a full ride scholarship at Milford Community College and play volleyball there.įair enough. ![]() If yore volleyball team goes through another losin’ campaign cuz yore setter don’t know how ta spike a cow bladder over a clothesline and yore server scratches over the second grease stain that demarkates the dimenshuns of the volleyball court, ya might be a redneck.Īnd now I’m confused. They got my respect and have for decades. I dunno, that falsetto voice with a chorus behind him, plus catchy melodies that go for the throat. They have always been one of my favorites. What happens when you don’t take “no” for an answer. They likely to shoot first and ask questions later. Better make this good, Mimi, Wyatt Earp is at The Tombstone Bucket downin’ a hard one (you know how Bucket Hard Cider Shakes can affect the large intestine) and the Clanton Boys are pointin’ a gun at the sock hop cuz The Bucket still ain’t got its Liquor License. So now, with the Conference Championship and the plot, as a result, on the line, Mimi meets Linda Carr out on Main Street in Tombstone for a showdown.
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